Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up. Bunty: It's pretty sad. Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!
Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir, what's the date today? Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important. Pappu: Well Sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper!
A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?" Bunty: Nothing, Sir! Principal: What's your name? Bunty: Bunty, Sir! Pappu: And who's this with you? Bunty: Pappu, Sir! Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing? Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
Teacher: Hindi Mein Anuvad Karo - There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya. Pappu: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi!
Girlfriend: And when we're married, darling, we'll have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop in any time. Pappu: You bet. We'll get one right by the river!